Line of the Day

From Clay, an attorney from Pennsylvania featured as a contestant on last night's premiere of The Mole: "Being an attorney, I don't usually jump waterfalls." I think out of context it sounds nice and vague and symbolic of something important- I'm going to try and use it as much as possible.

I have to point out that they were actually bungee-jumping waterfalls. I also have to point out that the history teacher contestant didn't seem to realize that cameras, jeans and revolvers were invented some time after 1704. That's it, I was half asleep as I watched it but Mark the history teacher has to be the Mole. [I reserve the right to change my mind should for some ungodly reason I decide to keep watching this nonsense.]