Wait Don't Tell Me

Walking through Times Square this morning I caught a glimpse of the silent jumbotron feed of Fox News. There seemed to be someone from Fox News announcing that Tony Danza would be coming up but Tony Danza stood next to him, bopping along and strumming a ukelele. Underneath, the banner had Danza's name and read "why does he have a ukelele?" I did not stick around for the answer.